I tell you what. You can not let 9 bffs loose on a town without some fall out. Seriously. No one is safe.
We stopped to have lunch before heading home. Nine is a large group and the wait for a big table was long so we opted for two tables back to back. People surrounding us do not realize we are all friends. So let the party begin.
Chantelle and AnneMarie are trying to decide what to share meals, shakes, fries, (they always want to share) whatever. Monique wants more ketchup (she always wants more ketchup). Kim is throwing spit wads table to table. Phyllis is shooting straw paper torpedos (she has horrible aim and over shoots into the next booth). Sue is standing on the booth hanging a clothed moon at people entering the restaurant (who would have thought). Holly is shrieking at the server that her burger is still mooing. Cherylynn is tripping people with her foot as they walk past. It is chaos.
People are scrambling from any table near us. Customers are pleading with the hostess to seat them anywhere that is not near us. Babies are screaming in terror. $50.00 bills are being tossed at servers with the instructions "just keep those women away at all costs".
Me, I sit in quiet humility and silently pray for the souls of my dear friends.
Disclaimer: The afore mentioned can neither be confirmed nor denied.
Can't possibly be true..... Sue has a bad knee, so would never be caught standing on anything. As for the rest....... one never can be sure.
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