IT'S A 50'S THING: #27

I threw my sunglasses in my bag and grabbed my glasses case to retrieve my regular specs. I start digging in the purse for my sunglasses so I can put them back in the empty glasses case. I hate this bag because I can never find stuff in it, like cell phone, keys, etc. I am now so mad that I may cuss.

Oh. My sunglasses are not in my bag. They are in my hand that is holding my bag.

I am so old.