A PUBLIC DESCRIPTION

Every year in our "Like a Kiss on the Lips" class at church we ask the participants to write a public description of their spouse. This is how I described Scott in 2010.

You are an amazing lover. You are an adequate handyman. You are an expert at lawn care. You have a distinct way of swallowing a tablet. Your hair is the color of our kitchen tile and I look forward to seeing it in corn rows soon. You are awesome at unclogging the garbage disposer. You have an uncanny knack for creating piles of paper.

You look very sexy when you squeeggie the shower and jump on the scale. I love it when you dust and vacuum. You are an expert driver. You try to eat healthy. You are a great cook and a have a unique cleaning technique. You are very good at research. You enjoy the journey and love the adventure. You are a very good soccer coach, on the field and off. You take out the trash with the finesse of Lou Farigno.

It is a challenge for you to pronounce Mitubishi. You have Barney Rubble feet. You are extremely talented at trimming your nose hair. You always make time for me. You have very good phone manners. You snore well. You love movies that have the word "star" in them. Mythology is a hobby you enjoy. You put the toilet seat down. You always smell nice. You love your dogs.

You love eggplant parmisan. You have nicely manicured hands. You have mastered the lecture. You know God well. You love making your own lattes. You are a Bible scholar. You enjoy wearing sunglasses. You have your Masters degree. You are a fabulous dad. You have wonderful taste in shoes. You love watching David Beckham play the beautiful game.

You keep good tires on our cars. You are excited for the world cup. You have good teeth. You are an expert skier. You try to dance like Michael Jackson. You work out twice a week. You don't miss breakfast. You enjoy your blue jeans. You love to browse at REI. You love your annual physical. You are the bee slayer. You enjoy black olives. You love the beach. You like big trees. You want to write a book.

You love missions trips. You love your daughters. You are very good at squinting. You are a great talker. You can use a screw driver. You are a master at yoga. You have great knees. You look good in a convertible. You give wonderful massages. You make wise decisions. You write well. You have fantastic taste in jewelry from Tiffany's. You make me laugh. You are ticklish. You move furniture well.

You wrestle with bears. You love CSI. You love and respect Bob. You love teaching the "Kiss" class. You love your ipod. You are an awesome dog trainer. You love doing taxes. You are still in love with your first wife. You are a stud. You love wearing angel's flight pants. You can do 10 push ups. You enjoy having boys visit our home. You love having money. You enjoy Las Vegas. You love Sugar Shack. You enjoy winning auctions on Ebay.

But most of all my sweet husband, you have, and always will have, my heart.