I MARRIED A SAILOR

Ahoy matey! Scott finished his Shields sailing class and takes his certification test on Monday. After that it is on to the Cruising I class. I'm going to start calling him Popeye.

We're planning on sailing through the Greek Islands next summer so he'd better get all the classes in he can because this first mate is not getting on any boat until the skipper knows exactly what he's doing. This girl is no Gilligan.

I'm married to a sailor. Can someone sing a few bars of South Pacific?