JUST EATING DATES

Kelsey just called her dad in somewhat of a panic. Kelsey has taken a liking to eating everything raw. This has been working out well for her until today.

She bought some dates and was chowing down on them while enjoying the Seattle life. Now as most of us do, we finger the crumbs and eat those as well and she was doing this exact thing. There in lies the horror. Her next bite produced the realization that bugs were in the dates she was consuming. To add further insult, Kelsey thinks she was eating said bugs excrement, mistaking those morsels for crumbs. Eww.

I am signing her up tomorrow for X-factor.