LIBRARY

As we returned from the game tonight we were discussing reading in the car. Addison has a friend who has a little girl about 18 months old and Addi would like to introduce her to the world of children's literature.

First question, "Mom do you have any books you can donate to Memphis?" Wait. What? I think you mean give to her, loan to her, buy for her, but donate? Not so much.

Next question, "Mom does the library rent books?" Wait. What? I think you mean loan. Remember your library card you carry in your wallet. It comes in handy when you want to borrow a book.

Final question, "Mom could I give the book to Memphis?" Wait. What? Addison, perhaps you should take Memphis to the library and read to hear there. It would be so much easier.

Sigh. Roderick.