I woke up groggily and stumbled into my bathroom. I wearily opened the cupboard, grabbed my toothbrush and with crusty morning eyes also snatched a tube of toothpaste. I then began to unscrew the cap and squeeze the tube. Wait. That's not right.
I barely caught myself before putting neosporin on my toothbrush and brushing my pearly whites.
I.am.so.in.my.fifties.
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