Gossip Girl here with some outrageous moments on a recent trip to Lake Havasu. Of course, no evidence will be found on which to base these comments. Only time will tell if there is another invitation to the spring break mecca.
Several week day cruisers were seen using the Havasu beach as a place of perfection for relieving themselves. Also spotted, a rare white moon that remarkably resembled the celestial mass in the night sky.
When a joyful couple arrived, the rather spartan accommodations were shocking. Uh oh, they didn't sign up for the white trash special. Still, the darling duo was spotted enjoying themselves in the desert trailer with rock, cement and cacti lawn.
Napkins in a disposable aluminum loaf pan, pink pig salt & pepper shakers and a beautiful "Rachel" original hanging on the wall. Where else would you find this assortment of various items? That's right, that lovely Lake Havasu haze house. Hmm, how will our band of cougars, hotties and shotties ever top this experience? You would be so surprised.
My,my, someone from HB was spotted tossing back flavored beers while watching television in their PJ's. What is this world coming too? That's for me to know and you to try and guess.
Caught in the act, who was seen dining out with chocolate dribble on her shirt? I'll never tell but she was dropped off by an Ebbtide boat. No word on who the puffy man driving was but GG will keep a wary eye out.
Someone in the Havasu City area was seen extreme potato baking. Wow, are those people not aware that a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. Be careful, summer is to close to take chances.
Oh, by the way, the "Rachel" original was a gorgeous paper plate turkey. Estimated value, priceless.
All for now, keep you ears unclogged, your eyes blurry free and your nose buggarless . . . xoxo Gossip Girl
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