IT'S A 50'S THING: #26

Yesterday I went to have the car washed at the place we normally go. I payed the cashier, grabbed the receipt and went to sit and comtemplate life while I waited on the finished product. I glanced down at the small piece of paper and noticed something shocking. I wasn't asked about this price, no one told me about this new thing they were doing, I wasn't even sure I wanted it.

There, right in front of my eyes was the following: Senior citizen discount $2.00.

I am an old Roderick so don't cross me.